buzzflower:

ig: miachae

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notlostonanadventure:

THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO

THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD

Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?” 

Teacher: *matter of factly* “Well I guess you just have to be prepared to die.”

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

(Source: jessica154blog)